The Duchess Carpathia Bouffray
Kaftanada's Lowest Budgeted Royal
The Duchess Carpathia Bouffray
Kaftanada's Lowest Budgeted Royal
Your Duchess
in Kaftanada
An oft-forgotten European nation that my family has ruled for nearly four centuries, Kaftanada, a previously agrarian society, rose to prosperity during the textile boom of the Industrial Revolution, when it became the world's seventeenth least recognizable producer of the kaftan. My royal duties as Duchess consisted of spending money and being seen wearing kaftans to numerous social functions, to elevate the glamour of this oft-misunderstood garment.
in Quarantine
While on vacation in fabulous Las Vegas, there was a coup in Kaftanda that ousted the Bouffrays as its royal family. To add insult to injury, the pandemic of 2020 hit, finding me quarantined in the bathroom of a Las Vegas hotel.
in Need
Homeland-less and penniless (having spent my wealth on a plenitude of high-priced Las Vegas vices), I now create cabaret shows to cash in on my adventures in Duchessdumb. Listen, laugh, and learn, as I process my experiences with isolation, my fall from grace, and America's views on my immigrant, economic, and sexual statuses.
Her Shows (for real)
"I'll Be There" from ALTERNATIVE FAQs
The Duchess duets with her ceiling.
"These Boundaries" from ALTERNATIVE FAQs
The Duchess takes to the desert of Las Vegas to discover the truth of the land.
Her Shows (for future)
Your Invitations
Our Relationship
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